OBITUARY – Geronimo

ALPACA, Geronimo the (31/08/21) — Following a lengthy legal battle and despite recent stardom Geronimo the Alpaca was killed today by DEFRA representatives. It is not yet clear whether Labour leader Sir Keir Starmer was present or involved in the slaying. Geronimo leaves behind beloved owners and millions of adoring fans. He was eight years old.

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